tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8454812.post112637650491482834..comments2023-06-29T08:09:41.576-06:00Comments on Smurf yourself: $100Jokey Smurfhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07260745084772557524noreply@blogger.comBlogger5125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8454812.post-1126601921006243362005-09-13T02:58:00.000-06:002005-09-13T02:58:00.000-06:00I realize that your posts are more about feelings ...I realize that your posts are more about feelings than facts, and I too was annoyed with the lack of Bank of America branches. But being a native son I feel it necessary to reply to the "What gives?" statement. (This is going to fall on deaf ears, isn't it?)I don't have an answer for the produce. Bank of America should be called Bank of America except for Utah, and the 20 other states that do not have BOA retail locations. The state has Jack-in-the-Boxes (just not in the Salt Lake area). Despite the cries of many would-be developers In-n-Out (a private, family owned firm) refuses to build in northern Utah (they are currently building an In-n-Out in St. George). I can't explain the snow. If California would just do as Nostradamus predicted (and take Nevada with it), Provo would become prime beach front property - this may also solve the snow problem. Both the University of Utah and Utah State have water polo clubs - the U's men's team was ranked #17 a few years back. When I was a lad Round Table Pizza was actually my favorite pizza place, but they were poorly managed and have now disappeared from the Utah landscape. Forests require trees, trees require water, Utah is second only to Nevada as the driest state in the Union; despite this, I might suggest a fews of the 1 million acres of land in the Ashley National Forest.<BR/>This comment, which is now ten times the length of the original complaint, is not meant to compare Utah to California (I often find myself humming "California Dreamin'", with visions of Napa's vineyards dancing in my head), but merely to answer your questions as to why we lack several of life's good things.blueshortshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12841116554775294003noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8454812.post-1126460768461195592005-09-11T11:46:00.000-06:002005-09-11T11:46:00.000-06:00You know how I love the ladies. ESPECIALLY the on...You know how I love the ladies. ESPECIALLY the ones that are closer to my age. <BR/><BR/>:D<BR/><BR/>Thank goodness for cool guys like Blueshorts who will go do stuff like that with me.pinetreehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06536621216802367938noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8454812.post-1126422289548104802005-09-11T01:04:00.000-06:002005-09-11T01:04:00.000-06:00I hate banks too. My bank took over a week to unde...I hate banks too. My bank took over a week to understand that I bought gas. A couple of days is bad, but eight!?<BR/><BR/>They also called me Patrick when I came in one day. They give me weird looks when I ask to cash a check. Probably because I'm gawking at the surveillance cameras and fidgeting. <BR/><BR/>And it smells weird in there, too. <BR/><BR/>Lets just invest our money in something SAFE, like gold.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8454812.post-1126397902188472442005-09-10T18:18:00.000-06:002005-09-10T18:18:00.000-06:00So, I'm not too sure where I fit (or even if I fit...So, I'm not too sure where I fit (or even <I>if</I> I fit) into your little blurp at the end of this post, but I really hope that I'm not one of the sources of the stink that is now officially out of your life.<BR/><BR/>I also hope you don't think I'm one of the people who dislike you. Because I assure you I am not. Actually, I need to talk to you, since last night I heard that you may be upset with me for some harsh words I said in your defense over the summer, which I may or may not have had the right to say. Anyway, I'm sorry I'm so out of the loop. If it's any consolation, I spent my Friday night, and ALL day Saturday doing homework... how's that for penance to the Out-of-the-loop gods. You know you are in a bad way when your primary source of communicating with friends who live around the corner from you is either a text or an email... and yes, I have been reduced to utilizing both. <BR/><BR/>I miss all of you guys so much!! Hopefully I will find some time to escape my self-imposed prison and join you at VS or something of the sort... this all is of course assuming I'm NOT the source of the stink... I promise I will shower.gladyshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10873782068833817929noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8454812.post-1126384355092830802005-09-10T14:32:00.000-06:002005-09-10T14:32:00.000-06:00"What gives with this state? Crappy produce, no ba..."What gives with this state? Crappy produce, no banks, no Jack-in-the-Box, no In-n-Out, snow, no beach, no water polo, no Round Table, no good forests. I'm annoyed."<BR/><BR/>If you want to know what the best state is, just find where the dinosaur lives who isn't yet extinct.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com