So I played Dodge Ball for an FHE activity on Monday at church. At one point, the other team had all the balls on its side, and my team was forced back against the back wall.
"Why are you all hiding back there against the wall?" asked an impetuous young woman who obviously had no idea how the game worked.
"Because we don't have any BALLS!" I snarled back, very loudly, and then immediately regretted it.
I should just stop saying words, I think.