I have finally decided what my three wishes will be when I find a genie. Go ahead, fates, and throw that magic lamp in my path. I am of sound mind and finally prepared for unimaginable fortune.
Here's the list:
1. That when I finally die, it will be by spontaneous combustion.
2. A CTL ring for my left hand.
3. That when I finish counting things, lightning will flash.
I don't think I'm asking for too much.