Tuesday, March 21, 2006

Genie in a Bottle

I have finally decided what my three wishes will be when I find a genie. Go ahead, fates, and throw that magic lamp in my path. I am of sound mind and finally prepared for unimaginable fortune.

Here's the list:

1. That when I finally die, it will be by spontaneous combustion.

2. A CTL ring for my left hand.

3. That when I finish counting things, lightning will flash.

I don't think I'm asking for too much.

4 comments:

blueshorts said...

Dude, you're such a dork. I love the flash of lightning after counting things; that's definitely my favorite.

Vero Awesome said...

Okay, here are my three wishes, o all powerful Guido:

1. I want to have subliminal mind powers.

2. I want the ability to veto my past decisions, especially stupid things I've said.

3. I want to be able to beam things. Such as: people, objects, and food items.

вџн said...

I would totally buy a CTL ring. We lefties have it awfully hard. I couldn't cut anything when I was a little kid.

Mine would be:

1. A Delorian.
2. I don't wanna get sick again. Ever!
3. Reverse tax sounds nice.


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el veneno said...

My selfish wishes would be:
1. Dance like usher
2. Sing like Josh Groban
3. Look like Hayden Christensen

yeah... I'm pretty gay.. but you notice I wouldn't ask to change that. I think I'd just like to be better at being gay.

Anyway I really am commenting to tell you to change your little songs on the sidebar so I can steal some more.

Laters