I have finally decided what my three wishes will be when I find a genie. Go ahead, fates, and throw that magic lamp in my path. I am of sound mind and finally prepared for unimaginable fortune.
Here's the list:
1. That when I finally die, it will be by spontaneous combustion.
2. A CTL ring for my left hand.
3. That when I finish counting things, lightning will flash.
I don't think I'm asking for too much.
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Dude, you're such a dork. I love the flash of lightning after counting things; that's definitely my favorite.
Okay, here are my three wishes, o all powerful Guido:
1. I want to have subliminal mind powers.
2. I want the ability to veto my past decisions, especially stupid things I've said.
3. I want to be able to beam things. Such as: people, objects, and food items.
I would totally buy a CTL ring. We lefties have it awfully hard. I couldn't cut anything when I was a little kid.
Mine would be:
1. A Delorian.
2. I don't wanna get sick again. Ever!
3. Reverse tax sounds nice.
Robbit, here is that special link. No sign-up up and no naughty p2p. It just uses google, and it's safe as kittens. True!
Music from Google!"
My selfish wishes would be:
1. Dance like usher
2. Sing like Josh Groban
3. Look like Hayden Christensen
yeah... I'm pretty gay.. but you notice I wouldn't ask to change that. I think I'd just like to be better at being gay.
Anyway I really am commenting to tell you to change your little songs on the sidebar so I can steal some more.
Laters
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