Here are some things I'd like for Christmas.
A CTR ring. I like the nice green ones. I'm a size 11. Like this, only green:
A heavy winter coat.
A flesh-colored body suit.
Really cheap scriptures (I plan to lose them).
A cell phone.
Things I do NOT want:
A graphing calculator.
A T-shirt with the word "fart" on it.
A Boyz II Men CD.
A box of wine.