Monday, December 12, 2005

Christmas Wish List

Here are some things I'd like for Christmas.

A CTR ring. I like the nice green ones. I'm a size 11. Like this, only green:

A heavy winter coat.

Long Johns.

A flesh-colored body suit.

Really cheap scriptures (I plan to lose them).

A computer.

A fossa.

A car.

A cell phone.


A dictionary.

Board games.

Things I do NOT want:


Rainbow suspenders.

A graphing calculator.

A T-shirt with the word "fart" on it.

A Boyz II Men CD.

A box of wine.

This book:

A hammer.

A tarantula.


pinetree said...

Yeah, don't get him rainbow suspenders. I already got him a pair of those for his birthday. It's a shame we haven't seen him in those yet...

Chris Sandberg said...

I really like your blog. It's definitly going on my blog roll and feed reader.

blueshorts said...

I hope that you are not implying that you didn't find the Shadows book helpful. I spent many long, and agonizing hours considering whether or not it would be appropriate and enlightening for your situation. I'm sure that it will help you if you only read it. The first step in resolving the problem is admitting that you have it.

blueshorts said...

Just kidding. It took me all of thirty seconds to realize just how embarassing it would be to unwrap such a gift in front of your frineds. Upon which realization I immediately purchased it for you.

Christmas Smurf said...

Yeah, the funny part is that over half of the things I said I don't want are things I've actually received.

Mustard said...

I have dibs on the CTR ring!

Toasteroven said...


Yes, seeing that book was pretty funny.

el veneno said...

hmm, I guess I'll just return the graphing calculator then. Man, I thought you were gonna love it.

Dice said...

Too bad I already have a case of tofu for all your cooking needs!!!!.....

вџн said...

That book makes me want to curl up into the fetal position and rock back and forth until I fall asleep.

rachel lee said...

who doesnt like tofu?? crazy smurf.