Monday, November 07, 2005

Mayhem in Smurf Village

I AM GARGAMEL AND I AM TAKING OVER THE VILLAGE! I HAVE LOATHED THE SMURFS AND THEIR SMURFY LITTLE SONG: "tra la lala la la tra lala la la" FOR YEARS AND I HAVE BEEN TRYING TO GET INTO THE SMURF VILLAGE. OF COURSE I AM SURE YOU ARE ALL AWARE THAT NO ONE CAN ENTER INTO THE VILLAGE ONE HAS TO BE INVITED.

YEARS AGO I INVENTED A GIRL SMURF (aka Smurfette) TO GO INTO THE VILLAGE TO STIR UP SOME TRUBBLE, BUT UNFORTUNATLY, PAPA SMURF’S MAGIC MADE HER ALL CUTE AND CHARMING. BLAGH!

THEN ONE DAY MY LUCK CHANGED, I NOTICE JOKEY SMURF WAS PLAY SOMEWHERE HE SHOULDN’T BELONG- hehe. I STUMBLED ACROSS WIGGLES BLOG AND NOTICED JOKEY LEFT AND INVETATION FOR ME TO ENTER; DELIGHTED AT SUCH, I TOOK IT.

NOW, THANKS TO JOKEY SMURF THEIR ALL MINE!! AZREAL, MY FELINE COMANPION, WILL FINALLY GET TO FEAST ON THE SMURFS, AND I WILL BE THE MOST POWERFUL VILLAN IN ALL OF THE LAND!!! MAAHAHAHAA!!!

*enters Wiggle*

“Gargamel, what are you doing?! How did you get into the Village? Where are all the Smrufs?”

Gargamel enlightens Wiggle with the whole story. Wiggle is shocked and doesn’t know what to say. But in the end she knows that the right thing to do is help the Smurf’s out. She plans and elaborate escape and the Smurfs are able to out smart Gargamel on last time.

When the Smurfs are safe back in their village, Papa Smurf puts a new enchantment upon the village to insure that something like this never happens again. The Smurfs celebrated and had a great feast with Wiggle being the honored guess.

Yeah, it is pretty obvious that the Smurfs felt it only appropriate and necessary that they worship Wiggle for saving their life, and so they made a massive mushroom temple where they pray to Wiggle and thank her for saving their lives everyday.

5 comments:

Wiggle said...

I am glad you all worship me now, after all I did risk my life for you.

вџн said...

I was going to write a smurf commandment, but I figured it was just too blasphemous.

rachel lee said...

freaking a robbie... i cant understand when you use all these names. WHATS REAL?! i just dont know anymore. last night was way fun, ive got your number now and we can start planning our scavenger hunt! talk to you soon.

Christmas Smurf said...

Just for the record, I did NOT post this. Somebody broke into my blog. And as soon as I figure out who....

Puckish Mitya said...

Praise to the man! Moonchild? You rock. And a scavenger hunt? I want to come. I was going to say something really clever and hilarious right here, but I forgot what it was. Alas. Oh, and re: your saying I rock, maybe I do, and MAYBE I do!